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lakevida:

lakevida:

you understand my vision

(via zackisontumblr)

yr-tiktok-mom:

(Source: tiktok.com)

passionpeachy:

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

(via bonesmakenoise)

killrockstar:

being in yr 20s is like every day is a Try Not To Spend 40$ Challenge and i keep losing

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wolfstrela:

My bisexual-ass: I go both ways

Narrator: she in fact went nowhere. She didn’t like to leave the house

cryptotheism:

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

(via chikorosa)

birbologist:

slimereveler:

world’s smallest chihuahua found alive and well resting in a warm corn tortilla

manywinged:

ALT

some observations on color coding eyewear in ficton and their meanings

(via sak-uraharu-no)

ndiecity:

babe-vigoda:

velvetvetiver:

Hi did you just have this image on hand

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froggistain:

People being like “why is Ken just Ken” and thinking it’s a gimmick for girl bossing Barbie clearly never watched Barbie Life in the Dream House because if they had they’d know that Ken is a very smart and capable guy but chooses to dedicate his life to Barbie because he loves her. He literally has a sixth sense for if Barbie is unhappy or needs something and will drop everything to help/cheer her up. Ken chooses not to pursue careers like Barbie does because it would interrupt his Barbie time. Ken is a self imposed trophy husband and I won’t let people question his decision!

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imhereformysciencefriends:

plum-soup:

What IS it with tumblr users and “biting” I bet you people have never even bitten someone irl

(via chillyfeetsteak)

wingedprincessheart:

cyber-clown:

wingedprincessheart:

wingedprincessheart:

taking a drivers test in 45 minutes very nervy

crushed it btw

the car?

the pedestrians!

(via chillyfeetsteak)

socialistexan:

I’ve rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

(via chocolateauthoress)

alciedoodles:

im late but happy vday everybody

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