geekinallitsglory:

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

Bless u ^ humanity still exists. 

Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping high students who struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books

geekinallitsglory:

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

Bless u ^ humanity still exists. 

Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping high students who struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books

(Source: honeyipwnedthekids, via literarytonguetied)

sjmoriarty:

one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter

(via fadingnebula)

theachievementhuntress:

irrationallyrationalcinema:

Yeah, no. This is a fake. A quick search of Geoff’s name on the site pulls up nothing that actually involves him. And a search of “armed robbery” pulled up even less, at least in relation to these guys.
Don’t believe me? 
The time stamp on this says “6 hours ago,” so we can’t get a date from there, but the OP posted this on April eleventh. Assuming they got this screen-grab and posted it on the same day, this article would’ve been posted on the eleventh. But as a quick look at the website proves there is no story like this for that day.
Then, from what we can see of the article, it is said that this robbery happened on the 25th of March. All things considered, let’s say that meant that OP took the screen-grab some time on, let’s say, the 26th. That being said, this article would probably be archived somewhere and easily accessible through a simple site search.
Let’s search Geoff’s name first.
Huh, nothing there. At least nothing pertaining to this supposed robbery. 
Hmm, let’s try a search of "armed robbery."
Nothing there, either.
In conclusion, this is a lie, stop reblogging it. 
As for the OP, I’ll assume you were also a victim of misinformation here and I’ll ask that you make sure a story is true before you post it next time. Thank you.

of course its fake THATS THE JOKE
Los Santos is the city in GTA V 
The OP was making a joke about the heist letsplay
i cant breathe.

theachievementhuntress:

irrationallyrationalcinema:

Yeah, no. This is a fake. A quick search of Geoff’s name on the site pulls up nothing that actually involves him. And a search of “armed robbery” pulled up even less, at least in relation to these guys.

Don’t believe me? 

The time stamp on this says “6 hours ago,” so we can’t get a date from there, but the OP posted this on April eleventh. Assuming they got this screen-grab and posted it on the same day, this article would’ve been posted on the eleventh. But as a quick look at the website proves there is no story like this for that day.

Then, from what we can see of the article, it is said that this robbery happened on the 25th of March. All things considered, let’s say that meant that OP took the screen-grab some time on, let’s say, the 26th. That being said, this article would probably be archived somewhere and easily accessible through a simple site search.

Let’s search Geoff’s name first.

Huh, nothing there. At least nothing pertaining to this supposed robbery. 

Hmm, let’s try a search of "armed robbery."

Nothing there, either.

In conclusion, this is a lie, stop reblogging it. 

As for the OP, I’ll assume you were also a victim of misinformation here and I’ll ask that you make sure a story is true before you post it next time. Thank you.

of course its fake THATS THE JOKE

Los Santos is the city in GTA V 

The OP was making a joke about the heist letsplay

i cant breathe.

(Source: varildeltrese, via marcoboat)

dzueni:

And thus a beautiful friendship was born.

In honor of classes starting next monday, I’ve decided to end my summer with a bang by drawing some school-related johndave every day this week! This past Sunday didn’t count because my calendar is a filthy liar.

(via kiki-kit)

(Source: myaou, via kiki-kit)

c1u:

reblog if you are into bondage or if you like french fries

(Source: reheating, via fadeintocase)

vogonssuck:

happy earth day

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be kind to the earth or eridan ampora will fuck you up

(via madcarnival)

im gay

coinincident:

gaypee:

coinincident:

how gay

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that’s pretty gay

(via reyairia)

neophytecherryglare:

and then people stopped crying about the weights and body shapes of characters and everyone lived happily ever after, the end
now go the fuck to sleep
edit: i forgOT HER HORNS but its ok i fixed it

neophytecherryglare:

and then people stopped crying about the weights and body shapes of characters and everyone lived happily ever after, the end

now go the fuck to sleep

edit: i forgOT HER HORNS but its ok i fixed it

(Source: yshaarj, via striderswag)

peek-a-boo-rikki:

sorry kid, life is hard sometimes.

(via terezidactyl)

sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

(Source: sorry, via aphfelly)

hoserfucker:

"I had crazy morning with the coffee filter plus my alarm didn’t go off, so I overslept!" 

i’ve always wanted to do one of those panel redraws ehhehehe ghfkngkbgj

(via nedleee)

atomicairspace:

copperbooms:

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

(via aphfelly)

scythfi-writer:

gashunknado:

smellofespurr:

staycoldcronyboy:

you just realized that “kids” is four letters

and “trolls” is six

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also 4/13 is four 13 years old kids and
6/12 is twelve 6 sweeps old trolls

and lets not forget that GG, TG, EB, and TT are all genetic codes and the Cherub Chumhandles are the extra building blocks for RNA UU and uu

EB isn’t a genetic code. It used to be GT. John’s Chum Handle represents the cancer.

(via zoomer-zlorpuff)